Time-less Watch

Introducing the Timeless Watch

The only watch that doesn’t tell time,
but definitely tells people that you’ve given up.

🧶 Handmade crochet
🌿 100% cotton yarn

Iska kaam simple hai:

• Confuse people

• Disappoint parents

• Impress Gen Z

⏱️ It works exactly two times a day
— which is still more consistent than your ex
and your attendance record.

Wear it anywhere

Office. Dates. Therapy.
Har jagah ek hi sawaal aayega:

“Ye kya bakwaas pehen rakha hai?”

And you will respond proudly:

“Fashion”